60 Birthday Jokes



Birthday Gift ~ A Joke?

Tom was talking to his friend at the bar, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.”

His friend said, “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled.” Adam decided to to his friend’s advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”
“Yes, I did,” Adam replied.
“Did she like it?”
“Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!!”

Ouch!
Poor guy!!
But wayy funny!!

CRITTY’S SHORTS #60 – Critty’s BDAY!


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What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in. Sample jokes include: – Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. – Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

Stupid Adult Jokes: Jokes Too Nasty for Kids


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Whatever the occasion, splashed with fun and color sure to be remembered for a life time Birthday Teddy Bear Our plush bear is a cutie in his own message-bearing t-shirt and festive red and blue ribbons. Here’s a great gift for Valentine’s Day, baby showers, birthdays, get well-wishes, a pair of wedding bears, or any reason you dream up. Put a smile on someone’s

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 What You Don't Know About Turning 60


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A whimsical celebration of the joys of turning sixty is a treasury of quips and jokes on getting older, in an illustrated volume that includes such observations as how age changes the definition of free refills. By the author of What You Dont Know About Retirement. Original. *Author: Witte, P. D. *Subtitle: A Funny Birthday Quiz *Publication Date: 2006/01/24 *Number of Pages: 123 *Binding Type: Paperback *Language: English *Depth: 0.25 *Width: 4.25 *Height: 6.00

 What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in.Sample jokes include:- Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: “free refills?” A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$0.99


Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$4.95


Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$0.99


Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$4.9


Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$5.08


New – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$1.21


New – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

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