60 Birthday Jokes



Birthday Gift ~ A Joke?

Tom was talking to his friend at the bar, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.”

His friend said, “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled.” Adam decided to to his friend’s advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”
“Yes, I did,” Adam replied.
“Did she like it?”
“Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!!”

Ouch!
Poor guy!!
But wayy funny!!

CRITTY’S SHORTS #60 – Critty’s BDAY!


























Vintage 60 Aged To Perfection Fine Wine- Happy 60th Birthday Sixty Mens T-Shirt


Vintage 60 Aged To Perfection Fine Wine- Happy 60th Birthday Sixty Mens T-Shirt



Celebrate your next milestone birthday with this funny t-shirt. These Awesome Tees are 100% Pre Shrunk Cotton for a Cool and Comfy Fit. Each shirt is fully machine washable….


I'm Not 60! I'm 18 With 42 Years Experience Mens T-shirt, 60th Birthday Novelty Gag Funny Men's Tee Shirt


I’m Not 60! I’m 18 With 42 Years Experience Mens T-shirt, 60th Birthday Novelty Gag Funny Men’s Tee Shirt



Our Mens T-shirts are made of a fully machine washable cotton blend for a cool, versatile and comfortable fit every time….


Vintage 60 Aged To Perfection Fine Wine- Happy 60th Birthday Sixty Mens T-Shirt XL Black


Vintage 60 Aged To Perfection Fine Wine- Happy 60th Birthday Sixty Mens T-Shirt XL Black


$18.95


Celebrate your next milestone birthday with this funny t-shirt. These Awesome Tees are 100% Pre Shrunk Cotton for a Cool and Comfy Fit. Each shirt is fully machine washable….

I'm Not 60! I'm 18 With 42 Years Experience Mens T-shirt, 60th Birthday Novelty Gag Funny Men's Tee Shirt, X-Large, Charcoal


I’m Not 60! I’m 18 With 42 Years Experience Mens T-shirt, 60th Birthday Novelty Gag Funny Men’s Tee Shirt, X-Large, Charcoal


$12.95


Our Mens T-shirts are made of a fully machine washable cotton blend for a cool, versatile and comfortable fit every time….

60 & still hot birthday Cap


60 & still hot birthday Cap


$20


60 and still hot! Sexy t-shirts & unique gift ideas for hot 60th birthday men & women. Since sixty is the new 40, forget the over the hill jokes & celebrate a cool baby boomer man or woman with style. – Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Premium Printing for images that last. Adjusts from 20″ to 24″ Crown measures 3 1/4″ Unstructured 100% brushed cotton canvas Available in Khaki or White Hand wash with warm water and mild detergent Hang Dry

Stupid Adult Jokes: Jokes Too Nasty for Kids


Stupid Adult Jokes: Jokes Too Nasty for Kids


$14.19


Stupid Adult Jokes consists of 60 pages of rude, crude, vulgar, and just plain nasty pictures, jokes and riddles that will help you easily think of and laugh about things that should be considered only by adults. This book deserves a place next to the toilet or hidden in a secret location where no faint-hearted creature abides.

Knock Knock Jokes


Knock Knock Jokes


$3.95


Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut? This and 59 other knock-knock gems, incorporating key words that double as preposterous puns, are ready to provide jokesters with all the ammunition they need to regale friends and relatives. Accompanied by 60 engaging illustrations.

Kids' Funniest Jokes


Kids’ Funniest Jokes


$3.95


Hundreds of great one-liners, riddles, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and jokes–each of which was entered in a contest by a kid age 6 to 12–will tickle your funny bone. Plus, all royalties from the sale of this book are being donated by Sterling Publishing to a literacy foundation. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Great Book of School Jokes


Great Book of School Jokes


$3.95


Laugh all the way to class with this fantastically funny collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and goofy stories. Find humor in every subject–even in math–"What did the math classroom have instead of desks? Times tables." Chuckle over history, music, science, gym class, library, recess, show-and-tell–and even going to the nurse or the principal’s office 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$9.39


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in. Sample jokes include: – Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. – Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

Birthday Tiara 60


Birthday Tiara 60


$4.99


This 60th Birthday Tiara features a silver and purple crown that gives the illusion that real gems are used to give the sparkle and shine. Each 60th Birthday Crown is made of plastic and measures 4 1/2 inches wide x 4 1/2 inches long x 3 inches high.

60 Birthday Yard Sign


60 Birthday Yard Sign


$2.59


“60″ Birthday Yard Sign. Printed on 2 sides. Attached to a 24″ pine stake. Size: 12″ x 15″. Made in USA. All sales final, no returns.

The Big Birthday Hat 60


The Big Birthday Hat 60


$9.99


Our The Big 60 Birthday Hat features a black and white plush hat with a feather boa around the inside and bold candles topping the cake with the words Big 60 in the front. Each 60th Birthday Hat measures 10 inches high x 12 inches wide and may be worn by a male or female at their next milestone birthday bash!

Numerical birthday candle - Pack of 60


Numerical birthday candle – Pack of 60


$66.43


Being in the dollar merchandise business since its beginning, we know what sells, and we are always adding new and different items to our inventory. We are always looking for new items, and we have recently added pet items and craft supplies to our catalog. We design all of the packaging for our items to ensure that categories of merchandise have cohesive matching packaging, and that they are appealing to the eye. Numerical birthday candles are a fun way to display birthdays and anniversary years on cakes or other desserts. Candles are assorted numbers 0-9. Each is white with a red outline. Comes packaged in a blister card with hanging hole. Numbers measure approximately 3 tall. Not a toy. Keep away from children.Dimensions: Length: 9Height: 9Width: 9

Birthday Girl #60 Classic Thong


Birthday Girl #60 Classic Thong


$15


Ladies Thong Underwear 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1×1 baby rib cotton Size up for a looser fit Super soft high end woven elastic trim Made in the U.S.A. by American Apparel

Birthday Girl #60 3.5 Button


Birthday Girl #60 3.5 Button


$8


Need to say it big and bold? Pin on our oversized button and your message can’t be missed. Support a candidate, play up your passion or make someone smile. Collect ‘em, trade ‘em. Buttons are a fun way to wear and share what’s on your mind. 3.5-inch diameter Metal shell UV-resistant Mylar cover Pinned metal back

Birthday Stripes - 40th Birthday Invitations


Birthday Stripes – 40th Birthday Invitations


$3


These birthday invitations are the perfect way to start a party for someone turning 60. Featuring a blue 4 and a striped 0, these are a very colorful addition to any party. 8 invitations and envelopes per package.

Birthday Stripes - 60th Birthday Invitations


Birthday Stripes – 60th Birthday Invitations


$3


These birthday invitations are the perfect way to start a party for someone turning 60. Featuring a green 6 and a striped 0, these are a very colorful addition to any party. 8 invitations and envelopes per package.

Great Birthday 60 Luncheon Napkins Pkg/16


Great Birthday 60 Luncheon Napkins Pkg/16


$2.22


Add the Great Birthday 6 Luncheon Napkins to your party list. The Great Birthday 60 Luncheon Napkins are a great addition to your 60th birthday party. The napkins are approximately 6″ wide x 6″ high and are sold in packages of 16.

Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack Kit


Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack Kit


$15.99


Our Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack features black tableware printed with brightly colored birthday candles. Each Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack includes tableware for a party of eight, plus party decorations.The Great Birthday 50 Basic Party Pack includes:Great Birthday Dinner Plates (8)Great Birthday 50 Luncheon Napkins (16)Great Birthday 9 ounce Cups (8)Great Birthday Thank You Cards (8)Red 11 inch Bright-Tone Latex Balloons (12)Yellow 11 inch Bright-Tone Latex Balloons (12)Red Curling Ribbon (66 feet)Classic Red 54 inch wide x 108 inch long Plastic Table CoverSchool Bus Yellow Tableware (8 each – knife, fork and spoon)

Birthday Girl #60 Women's Light T-Shirt


Birthday Girl #60 Women’s Light T-Shirt


$29.5


Our 100% cotton women’s tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. 5.6 oz. 100% cotton Standard fit

60th birthday saying, 60 rocks! Black Cap


60th birthday saying, 60 rocks! Black Cap


$20


It’s your 60th birthday & 60 rocks! A birthday saying that works for men or women. A cool sixtieth birthday slogan that’s fun on t-shirts & unique gift ideas. Sixty doesn’t suck, 60 year olds rock! – Top it off in our structured black cap made of sturdy, durable brushed canvas. 100% cotton breathes for year-round comfort. Adjustable closure with a low profile crown. Images are permanently adhered with a sturdy patch. Look cool on bad hair days or when shading your eyes from the sun. One size fits most. Adjusts from 20″ to 24″ Crown measures 3 ΒΌ” Structured 100% brushed cotton canvas Permanently adhered polyester patch

60th birthday saying, 60 rocks! Button


60th birthday saying, 60 rocks! Button


$6


It’s your 60th birthday & 60 rocks! A birthday saying that works for men or women. A cool sixtieth birthday slogan that’s fun on t-shirts & unique gift ideas. Sixty doesn’t suck, 60 year olds rock! – Express yourself! Pin on our attention-grabbing buttons. It’s a great way to wear and share what’s on your mind. Add them to a fun banner or fabric for a unique decorating twist. Collect ‘em, trade ‘em. 2.25 inch diameter Metal shell Mylar/UV protecting cover Pinned metal back

number birthday candle 60pdq - Case of 60


number birthday candle 60pdq – Case of 60


$73.26


Being in the dollar merchandise business since its beginning, we know what sells, and we are always adding new and different items to our inventory. We are always looking for new items, and we have recently added pet items and craft supplies to our catalog. We design all of the packaging for our items to ensure that categories of merchandise have cohesive matching packaging, and that they are appealing to the eye. number birthday candle 60pdq



 Jonathan Winters: Birth Of A Comic Genius


Jonathan Winters: Birth Of A Comic Genius


$6.14


From his early breakthrough as a regular on the NBC Comedy Hour, to his prolific work on Steve Allen, Dinah Shore and Jack Paar shows, to finally getting his own, short-lived series, Jonathan Winters reinvented the concept of “live” comedy. This collection includes all his greatest moments, both scripted and ad-libbed: “Siamese Twins” with Mickey Rooney, His famous “Wagon Train” sketch, “Maude Frikert’s 100th Birthday Party” with Art Carney, Behind-the-Scenes on his appearance in a “Bob’s Big Boy” commercial, and “Pass the Line” – A ridiculous quiz show on which Jonathan makes one of his first appearances. Siamese Twins with Mickey Rooney, Wagon Train sketch, Maude Frickert’s 100th birthday party with Art Carney; possibly the longest improv in TV history, Behind the scenes on Big Boy commercial: Between takes, Jonathan shmoozes the crew and jokes about his time in the nuthouse (late 60′s, color), Pass the Line (1953) in one of his first on-screen appearances, Jonathan is the head panelist on this, the most absurd and ridiculous quiz (?) show of all time!. Some Scenes Presented in Black & White.

 What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$7


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in.Sample jokes include:- Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: “free refills?” A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

 What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$4.67


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in. Sample jokes include: – Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. – Q: What do the following words bring to mind: “free refills?” A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$4.9


Used – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$6.75


New – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


$3.96


New – This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.

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