60 Birthday Jokes



Birthday Gift ~ A Joke?

Tom was talking to his friend at the bar, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.”

His friend said, “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled.” Adam decided to to his friend’s advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”
“Yes, I did,” Adam replied.
“Did she like it?”
“Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!!”

Ouch!
Poor guy!!
But wayy funny!!

CRITTY’S SHORTS #60 – Critty’s BDAY!


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60th Birthday Hourglass - Funny Over the Hill 60th Birthday Gift


60th Birthday Hourglass – Funny Over the Hill 60th Birthday Gift


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The 60th Birthday Hourglass is a funny 60th birthday gift for someone who will always be young at heart. The 30-minute hourglass with lime green sand has an attached tag that reads: 60 – Time to start over! The reverse side reads: Happy 60th birthday! Enjoy every minute of it!

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60 & still hot birthday Cap


60 & still hot birthday Cap


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60 and still hot! Sexy t-shirts & unique gift ideas for hot 60th birthday men & women. Since sixty is the new 40, forget the over the hill jokes & celebrate a cool baby boomer man or woman with style. – Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Premium Printing for images that last. Adjusts from 20″ to 24″ Crown measures 3 1/4″ Unstructured 100% brushed cotton canvas Available in Khaki or White Hand wash with warm water and mild detergent Hang Dry

Stupid Adult Jokes: Jokes Too Nasty for Kids


Stupid Adult Jokes: Jokes Too Nasty for Kids


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Stupid Adult Jokes consists of 60 pages of rude, crude, vulgar, and just plain nasty pictures, jokes and riddles that will help you easily think of and laugh about things that should be considered only by adults. This book deserves a place next to the toilet or hidden in a secret location where no faint-hearted creature abides.

Knock Knock Jokes


Knock Knock Jokes


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Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut? This and 59 other knock-knock gems, incorporating key words that double as preposterous puns, are ready to provide jokesters with all the ammunition they need to regale friends and relatives. Accompanied by 60 engaging illustrations.

Kids' Funniest Jokes


Kids’ Funniest Jokes


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Hundreds of great one-liners, riddles, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and jokes–each of which was entered in a contest by a kid age 6 to 12–will tickle your funny bone. Plus, all royalties from the sale of this book are being donated by Sterling Publishing to a literacy foundation. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Great Book of School Jokes


Great Book of School Jokes


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Laugh all the way to class with this fantastically funny collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and goofy stories. Find humor in every subject–even in math–"What did the math classroom have instead of desks? Times tables." Chuckle over history, music, science, gym class, library, recess, show-and-tell–and even going to the nurse or the principal’s office 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in. Sample jokes include: – Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. – Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

Bob Hope My Life in Jokes


Bob Hope My Life in Jokes


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A New York Times Bestseller Bob Hope celebrated his 100th birthday this year, and to mark the occasion he collaborated with daughter Linda on this extraordinary collection of his best jokes and anecdotes. The result is a compelling and hilarious portrait of the twentieth century’s greatest entertainer and a true national treasure. Includes photos.

Birthday Tiara 60


Birthday Tiara 60


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This 60th Birthday Tiara features a silver and purple crown that gives the illusion that real gems are used to give the sparkle and shine. Each 60th Birthday Crown is made of plastic and measures 4 1/2 inches wide x 4 1/2 inches long x 3 inches high.

60 Birthday Yard Sign


60 Birthday Yard Sign


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“60″ Birthday Yard Sign. Printed on 2 sides. Attached to a 24″ pine stake. Size: 12″ x 15″. Made in USA. All sales final, no returns.

The Big Birthday Hat 60


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Our The Big 60 Birthday Hat features a black and white plush hat with a feather boa around the inside and bold candles topping the cake with the words Big 60 in the front. Each 60th Birthday Hat measures 10 inches high x 12 inches wide and may be worn by a male or female at their next milestone birthday bash!

Numerical birthday candle - Pack of 60


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Being in the dollar merchandise business since its beginning, we know what sells, and we are always adding new and different items to our inventory. We are always looking for new items, and we have recently added pet items and craft supplies to our catalog. We design all of the packaging for our items to ensure that categories of merchandise have cohesive matching packaging, and that they are appealing to the eye. Numerical birthday candles are a fun way to display birthdays and anniversary years on cakes or other desserts. Candles are assorted numbers 0-9. Each is white with a red outline. Comes packaged in a blister card with hanging hole. Numbers measure approximately 3 tall. Not a toy. Keep away from children.Dimensions: Length: 9Height: 9Width: 9

Birthday Girl #60 3.5 Button


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Need to say it big and bold? Pin on our oversized button and your message can’t be missed. Support a candidate, play up your passion or make someone smile. Collect ‘em, trade ‘em. Buttons are a fun way to wear and share what’s on your mind. 3.5-inch diameter Metal shell UV-resistant Mylar cover Pinned metal back

Birthday Girl #60 Classic Thong


Birthday Girl #60 Classic Thong


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Birthday Stripes - 40th Birthday Invitations


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These birthday invitations are the perfect way to start a party for someone turning 60. Featuring a blue 4 and a striped 0, these are a very colorful addition to any party. 8 invitations and envelopes per package.

Birthday Stripes - 60th Birthday Invitations


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These birthday invitations are the perfect way to start a party for someone turning 60. Featuring a green 6 and a striped 0, these are a very colorful addition to any party. 8 invitations and envelopes per package.

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Being in the dollar merchandise business since its beginning, we know what sells, and we are always adding new and different items to our inventory. We are always looking for new items, and we have recently added pet items and craft supplies to our catalog. We design all of the packaging for our items to ensure that categories of merchandise have cohesive matching packaging, and that they are appealing to the eye. 1st Birthday Whirls. Color: blue. Size: 3 4. 5 per package.All sales final no returns.

Party Time Birthday Party 60 Piece Puzzle


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Your little one can go to a birthday party any day of the year with this colorful puzzle! This 60-piece jigsaw puzzle measures 19″ x 13″ when complete. For ages 5 and up. UPC: 628136604680

Great Birthday 60 Luncheon Napkins Pkg/16


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Add the Great Birthday 6 Luncheon Napkins to your party list. The Great Birthday 60 Luncheon Napkins are a great addition to your 60th birthday party. The napkins are approximately 6″ wide x 6″ high and are sold in packages of 16.

Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack Kit


Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack Kit


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Our Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack features black tableware printed with brightly colored birthday candles. Each Great Birthday 60 Basic Party Pack includes tableware for a party of eight, plus party decorations.The Great Birthday 50 Basic Party Pack includes:Great Birthday Dinner Plates (8)Great Birthday 50 Luncheon Napkins (16)Great Birthday 9 ounce Cups (8)Great Birthday Thank You Cards (8)Red 11 inch Bright-Tone Latex Balloons (12)Yellow 11 inch Bright-Tone Latex Balloons (12)Red Curling Ribbon (66 feet)Classic Red 54 inch wide x 108 inch long Plastic Table CoverSchool Bus Yellow Tableware (8 each – knife, fork and spoon)

DDI 952418 1st Birthday Whirls Case Of 60


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1st Birthday Whirls. Color: blue. Size: 3 4. 5 per package.All sales final no returns.



 What You Don't Know About Turning 60


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60


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A whimsical celebration of the joys of turning sixty is a treasury of quips and jokes on getting older, in an illustrated volume that includes such observations as how age changes the definition of free refills. By the author of What You Dont Know About Retirement. Original. *Author: Witte, P. D. *Subtitle: A Funny Birthday Quiz *Publication Date: 2006/01/24 *Number of Pages: 123 *Binding Type: Paperback *Language: English *Depth: 0.25 *Width: 4.25 *Height: 6.00

 What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in.Sample jokes include:- Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: “free refills?” A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.

 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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 What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


What You Don’t Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz


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