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1001 Cool School Yard Jokes (Cool Series)


1001 Cool School Yard Jokes (Cool Series)


$3.68


Looking for a laugh? Look inside. We’ve gathered 1001 of them. They’re right here. Some of the jokes will raise a smile, some will make you giggle, some might even make you groan. You remember the school yard, don’t you? There are jokes in there that will have you in stitches & others that will have you in tears. Proise. We’ve collected the best jokes we could find… so get into it!…

School Yard Jokes (Pocket PAL)


School Yard Jokes (Pocket PAL)


$1.71


Side splitting jokes!…

The Chronic Yard Sale


The Chronic Yard Sale


$8.24


Scott Archer is a man obsessed. His life would seem perfect, but just outside his tastefully landscaped yard, chaos reigns. He lives next door to an unending yard sale, that threatens to overwhelm him with used Christmas ornaments and broken tupperware. The discomfort of the uncontrolable neighbor, proves too much for the unraveling suburban self esteem of a man defined by his painstaking restorat…







Toysmith Splat Egg Ball Fake Gag Gift


Toysmith Splat Egg Ball Fake Gag Gift


$2.91


It looks like a 2″ water filled ball until you throw it against the floor or wall. It splatters all over the place and looks like a fried egg. You can surely cause some upset when people think you have made a huge mess. Don’t worry it will come back together until pulverize it. This gag toy is a wonderful party favors, and the kids will squeal with delight as they splatter and cause mischievousnes…

Accoutrements Big Head Squirrel Feeder and Horse Head Squirrel Feeder


Accoutrements Big Head Squirrel Feeder and Horse Head Squirrel Feeder


$26.95


If you feed the squirrels, why not laugh at them at the same time? Do it with double the laughs by hanging both the Big Squirrel Head and Horse Mask Head. Sit back and watch the squirrels do all the dirty work! Great addition to any porch or backyard….

Creepy Halloween Zombie Gnome Garden Statue Sculpture


Creepy Halloween Zombie Gnome Garden Statue Sculpture


$15.81


Ghoulishly green this gruesomely gross gnome’s brought his skeleton frog pal along to roam in your garden…

PUG Sculpture PEEING DOG Statue figurine home decor


PUG Sculpture PEEING DOG Statue figurine home decor


$44.95


BAD DOG!!!

This little Pug really has to go. Made of heavy – duty resin, he will hold up great outdoors. At 16 inches long -12″ wide-and 10 inches tall, he will look right at home in your prized rose garden. He is so realistic that people will have to stop and watch him go.

Place him in the bushes, the porch, or next to your husband’s lazy-boy.

This little guy will make himself right at home wh…


The Joke


The Joke


$16.6


2m / Dramatic Comedy / Unit set It’s 1965 and two comedians, "Steady Eddie" & "Doug the Mug," knock ‘em dead every night in the Catskills. Punchlines and cheap shots fly — on stage and off — as Doug and Ed battle for the spotlight over a decade, pushing each other to the cusp of a new direction of stand up comedy. With their personal and professional lives uncovered at center stage, Eddie and Doug must find a way to laugh it off while staying at the top of their game. Sam Marks’ The Joke takes a look at the friendship and the rivalry between two comic partners during the golden years of the Borscht Belt. "A tasty two-hander by Sam Marks…A comedy team working the Catskills in the 1960s and ’70s, getting few laughs while undergoing all the stresses of a doomed marriage…And just as in a marriage in which one half of the couple changes while the other stays the same, the relationship deteriorates. Allusions to a woman and to the historical context as the ’60s give way to the ’70s are tantalizing but not overdone; the focus stays on the two men.." – Neil Genzlinger, The New York Times

Joke


Joke


$4.39


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The Yard


The Yard


$11.95


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Yard


Yard


$29.16


Jason and Sue were brother and sister and had always done what they could to look after their own. Shortly after Sue’s husband dies Jason steps in to help his sister manage her money and keep her from loosing her house. This does not set well with Jason’s wife Lara and leads to repeated fights and mental breakdown of their marriage. After Jason and Lara’s son travels to visit his aunt Sue, all Hell breaks loose and Jason’s family is forced into what seems to be an eternity of coincidental circumstances. Is Jason loosing his mind or is his sister or is it wife? Why would they find pictures of a time past in Sue’s House? Why did the old storage unit seem so innocent however become so dangerous? We invite you to sit back and join us in the roller coaster ride that follows called "YARD"

On the Yard


On the Yard


$15.4


A major American novel, and arguably the finest work of literature ever to emerge from a US prison, On the Yard is a book of penetrating psychological realism in which Malcolm Braly paints an unforgettable picture of the complex and frightening world of the penitentiary. At its center are the violently intertwined stories of Chilly Willy, in trouble with the law from his earliest years and now the head of the prison’s flourishing black market in drugs and sex, and of Paul, wracked with guilt for the murder of his wife and desperate for some kind of redemption. At once brutal and tender, clear-eyed and rueful, On the Yard presents the penitentiary not as an exotic location, an exception to everyday reality, but as an ordinary place, one every reader will recognize, American to the core.

In the Yard


In the Yard


$3.95


Compass Point Early Readers invite children into reading with delightful and engaging stories. This series was developed for children to read with parents or to build reading skills when starting to read independently. Children will learn frequently used words and phonics skills for decoding new words as well as comprehension strategies for using text and picture clues. Three levels offer increasingly more challenging text and concepts. Each book includes a note to parents by Gail Saunders-Smith, Ph.D. Level A — is for emergent readers and has 24 pages of text. The sentences are short and simple. The text is light and is based on very familiar objects and situations. Repetition of words, phrases, and sounds is emphasized. A word list is included in the back of each book. This book presents a beautifully illustrated tour through the four seasons and the accompanying yard work that needs to be done in each one. It reinforces the importance and fun of teamwork and helping with chores.



 Bob the Castaway


Bob the Castaway


$3.99


Bob! Bob! called a woman in loud tones, as she came to the kitchen door, her arms, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, covered with flour. “Bob, I want you to go to the store for me. I need some more lard for this pie-crust.” There was no answer, and the woman looked across the big yard at one side of the cottage. “Where can that boy be?” Mrs. Henderson murmured. “I saw him here a little while ago. He’s never around when I want him. I shouldn’t be surprised but what he was planning some joke. Oh, dear! I wish he was more steady, and wasn’t always up to some mischief. Still, he’s a good boy at heart, and perhaps he’ll grow better when he gets older.” She rubbed her left cheek with the back of her hand, leaving a big patch of flour under one eye. Then she called once more. “Bob! Bob Henderson! Where are you? I want you to go to the store.” “Here I am, mother. Were you calling me?” asked a boy, emer-ging from behind a big apple tree.

 Bob the Castaway


Bob the Castaway


$24.28


Bob! Bob! called a woman in loud tones, as she came to the kitchen door, her arms, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, covered with flour. “Bob, I want you to go to the store for me. I need some more lard for this pie-crust.” There was no answer, and the woman looked across the big yard at one side of the cottage. “Where can that boy be?” Mrs. Henderson murmured. “I saw him here a little while ago. He’s never around when I want him. I shouldn’t be surprised but what he was planning some joke. Oh, dear! I wish he was more steady, and wasn’t always up to some mischief. Still, he’s a good boy at heart, and perhaps he’ll grow better when he gets older.” She rubbed her left cheek with the back of her hand, leaving a big patch of flour under one eye. Then she called once more. “Bob! Bob Henderson! Where are you? I want you to go to the store.” “Here I am, mother. Were you calling me?” asked a boy, emer-ging from behind a big apple tree.

 Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


$7.35


Used – Twelve year old Tess McClain discovers a cryptic letter in her school bag. Is her life in danger or is she just the victim of a school yard joke? Tess convinces her twin brother Zeek and best friend, Annya to help her search for answers. Their investigation leads to the mysterious Pneuma, the mythical planets of Shameh and Eremos, the terrifying Darkness and the stunning El Shaddai. When the riddle is solved, Tess, Annya and Zeek are confronted with a choice, one that will affect their li

 Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


$5.09


Used – Twelve year old Tess McClain discovers a cryptic letter in her school bag. Is her life in danger or is she just the victim of a school yard joke? Tess convinces her twin brother Zeek and best friend, Annya to help her search for answers. Their investigation leads to the mysterious Pneuma, the mythical planets of Shameh and Eremos, the terrifying Darkness and the stunning El Shaddai. When the riddle is solved, Tess, Annya and Zeek are confronted with a choice, one that will affect their li

 Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


$5.09


New – Twelve year old Tess McClain discovers a cryptic letter in her school bag. Is her life in danger or is she just the victim of a school yard joke? Tess convinces her twin brother Zeek and best friend, Annya to help her search for answers. Their investigation leads to the mysterious Pneuma, the mythical planets of Shameh and Eremos, the terrifying Darkness and the stunning El Shaddai. When the riddle is solved, Tess, Annya and Zeek are confronted with a choice, one that will affect their liv

 Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


Destined Warriors: Into the Unseen


$7.35


New – Twelve year old Tess McClain discovers a cryptic letter in her school bag. Is her life in danger or is she just the victim of a school yard joke? Tess convinces her twin brother Zeek and best friend, Annya to help her search for answers. Their investigation leads to the mysterious Pneuma, the mythical planets of Shameh and Eremos, the terrifying Darkness and the stunning El Shaddai. When the riddle is solved, Tess, Annya and Zeek are confronted with a choice, one that will affect their liv

 Harden Times


Harden Times


$1.99


One horse. Two strangers who each desperately need it.Rachel sits alone in her house and watches the city around her slowly disintegrates, depopulated from a deadly plague. Like most good Mormons, she has a year’s supply of food and clothing in her basement, saved for “hard times.” She had prepared to survive a disaster, never imaging the worst disaster of all might be to survive—alone. And then a horse, a bay mare, trots into her yard and into her heart.But someone else needs the horse as well, a ten-year old Navajo boy. Johnny Calico, his adopted family now all dead, lives by his wits, eating the food left in empty houses, and hiding from the Church officials who want to consolidate the population into a smaller area. He sees the horse as a lifeline, a means to return to his relatives on the reservation in Northern Arizona. Even as Rachel feeds and brushes the horse, finding purpose in her life for the first time since the Death, Johnny plots to steal it.First published in Realms of Fantasy (2001), “Harden Times” was later reprinted in Irreantum. It also won an award in the 1999 Utah Arts Council Contest, where the judge, author Ron Carlson, praised the story for its “clear and forceful” writing, and for the characters, “both close to the end of their ropes, tentative, fearful, yet both refusing to let go of hope.”Susan J. Kroupa, who has lived in Utah and on the Hopi and Navajo reservations, says the idea for the story came from several sources. “I lost a horse, a bay mare, that I dearly loved,” she said in a recent interview. “I continued to dream about the horse for a long time after her death, and I realized that she had become a symbol to me of loss, and somehow, conversely, of hope. And then, some years later, my soon-to-be husband and I were house-hunting in Utah. Almost every home the realtor showed us had a storeroom filled with food as part of the family’s preparation for a disaster. We started to joke that builders in Utah couldn’t get a permit to const

 Jokes for Kids: 301 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids


Jokes for Kids: 301 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids


$2.99


Who is at the top of the barn yard pop charts?Lady Baa Baa!In this second edition of Lizzy Burbank’s Jokes For Kids you will find a whopping 301 laugh-out-loud funny jokes for kids.Expanding on her first Jokes for Kids book, this latest joke book has even more categories with tons of brand new and original jokes. These jokes are great to tell over and over and will keep your kids occupied with laughter! Just like the first edition, “Jokes for Kids: 301 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids” is perfect for children ages 9 to 12.Ensure your days are filled with laughter with this Jokes for Kids BookKnock knockWho’s there?Cash.Cash who?Go away I have a nut allergy!Lizzy’s Second Kid’s Joke Book offers:- 301 of the most hilarious clean jokes for kids- Tons of Knock-knock jokes to use on friends- Playground Jokes and Circus Jokes- Sports Jokes for the sports enthusiast- Holiday Jokes to use throughout the year- Dad Jokes perfect for father and son- Ghost and Ghoulies Jokes, and MANY OTHERS!This book is packed to the brim with hilarious children’s jokes like these, and will teach your kids to read while keeping them entertained for hours. Perfect for long car trips or rainy days, these jokes are great to be told time and time again.

 Laughter the Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets


Laughter the Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets


$7.82


People are funny, but so are the animals we love-and our day-to-day relationships with them can be even more entertaining. Dogs and cats obviously rule the comedic roost, but parrots, parakeets, and other talking birds are often an endless source of amusement as well. Even our connection to bunnies, hamsters, and the occasional white rat can evoke a good laugh. The 500-plus pet anecdotes, cartoons, and quotes in “Laughter Is The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets” have been collected from more than eight decades’ worth of “Reader’s Digest” magazines and are guaranteed to cheer up your day. You’ll meet the woman whose dog trembled at the “Beware of Dog” sign in their front yard until she told him, “Relax It’s you “; the vet whose advice to a woman whose cat had swallowed lots of unpopped popcorn was, “first, keep him out of the sun”; the mother-in-law who concealed her way-too-plump piglet’s weight loss pills in ice cream; and much more. Our furry or fine feathered friends not only warm our hearts but also amuse us (and our joke writers, too) with their antics-one reason, no doubt, the market for this book is so vast: At the minimum, 40 percent of American households own at least one pet.

 Laughter, The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets


Laughter, The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets


$3.99


People are funny, but so are the animals we love-and our day-to-day relationships with them can be even more entertaining. Dogs and cats obviously rule the comedic roost, but parrots, parakeets, and other talking birds are often an endless source of amusement as well. Even our connection to bunnies, hamsters, and the occasional white rat can evoke a good laugh. The 500-plus pet anecdotes, cartoons, and quotes in Laughter Is The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets have been collected from more than eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazines and are guaranteed to cheer up your day. You’ll meet the woman whose dog trembled at the “Beware of Dog” sign in their front yard until she told him, “Relax! It’s you!”; the vet whose advice to a woman whose cat had swallowed lots of unpopped popcorn was, “first, keep him out of the sun”; the mother-in-law who concealed her way-too-plump piglet’s weight loss pills in ice cream; and much more. Our furry or fine feathered friends not only warm our hearts but also amuse us (and our joke writers, too) with their antics-one reason, no doubt, the market for this book is so vast: At the minimum, 40 percent of American households own at least one pet.

 Maybe You Should Move Those Away From You


Maybe You Should Move Those Away From You


$4.3


I met Cathy online years earlier, and although we have not yet stood face to face, we share a special bond. As her birthday drew near, I installed webcam software on a small laptop, called her, and gave her a virtual tour of my home and yard. I then allowed her to watch me at her leisure throughout the remainder of the day as I went about my regular routine. That evening, as she watched and we again talked on the phone; Cathy suggested that I move my cigarettes further away from me.This subtle suggestion began my three and a half month journey to overcome severe addiction to cigarettes gradually. In June of the same year, as suggested by my mom, I began to write the time of day each time I lit a cigarette. Now visualizing my addiction and habits on paper, I began to look for other ways to improve my chances of survival. I also began to record events, brief notes, and thoughts, along with my time entries. These words quickly accumulated, and I began to joke with friends and family that I was writing a book. If you have ever said, “I wish I could quit smoking”, or “I need to cut back”, I hope you will read this book.

 Maybe You Should Move Those Away From You


Maybe You Should Move Those Away From You


$3.99


I met Cathy online years earlier, and although we have not yet stood face to face, we share a special bond. As her birthday drew near, I installed webcam software on a small laptop, called her, and gave her a virtual tour of my home and yard. I then allowed her to watch me at her leisure throughout the remainder of the day as I went about my regular routine. That evening, as she watched and we again talked on the phone; Cathy suggested that I move my cigarettes further away from me.This subtle suggestion began my three and a half month journey to overcome severe addiction to cigarettes gradually. In June of the same year, as suggested by my mom, I began to write the time of day each time I lit a cigarette. Now visualizing my addiction and habits on paper, I began to look for other ways to improve my chances of survival. I also began to record events, brief notes, and thoughts, along with my time entries. These words quickly accumulated, and I began to joke with friends and family that I was writing a book. If you have ever said, “I wish I could quit smoking”, or “I need to cut back”, I hope you will read this book.

 Maybe You Should Move Those Away From You


Maybe You Should Move Those Away From You


$2.35


I met Cathy online years earlier, and although we have not yet stood face to face, we share a special bond. As her birthday drew near, I installed webcam software on a small laptop, called her, and gave her a virtual tour of my home and yard. I then allowed her to watch me at her leisure throughout the remainder of the day as I went about my regular routine. That evening, as she watched and we again talked on the phone; Cathy suggested that I move my cigarettes further away from me.This subtle suggestion began my three and a half month journey to overcome severe addiction to cigarettes gradually. In June of the same year, as suggested by my mom, I began to write the time of day each time I lit a cigarette. Now visualizing my addiction and habits on paper, I began to look for other ways to improve my chances of survival. I also began to record events, brief notes, and thoughts, along with my time entries. These words quickly accumulated, and I began to joke with friends and family that I was writing a book. If you have ever said, “I wish I could quit smoking”, or “I need to cut back”, I hope you will read this book.

 Nightwork: A History of Hacks and Pranks at MIT


Nightwork: A History of Hacks and Pranks at MIT


$17.05


An MIT “hack” is an ingenious, benign, andanonymous prank or practical joke, often requiring engineering or scientificexpertise and often pulled off under cover of darkness — instances of campus mischief sometimes coinciding withApril Fool’s Day, final exams, or commencement. (It should not beconfused with the sometimes nonbenign phenomenon of computer hacking.)Noteworthy MIT hacks over the years include the legendary Harvard–YaleFootball Game Hack (when a weather balloon emblazoned “MIT” poppedout of the ground near the 50-yard line), the campus police car found perchedon the Great Dome, the apparent disappearance of the Institute president’soffice, and a faux cathedral (complete with stained glass windows, organ, andwedding ceremony) in a lobby. Hacks are by their nature ephemeral, althoughthey live on in the memory of both perpetrators and spectators. Nightwork, drawing on the MIT Museum’s unique collection of hack-related photographsand other materials, describes and documents the best of MIT’s hacks andhacking culture. Thisgenerously illustrated updated edition has added coverage of such recent hacksas the cross-country abduction of rival Caltech’s cannon (a prankrequiring months of planning, intricate choreography, and last-minute improvisation), a fire truck on the Dome that marked the fifth anniversary of 9/11, andnumerous pokes at the celebrated Frank Gehry-designed Stata Center, and even aworking solar-powered Red Line subway car on the Great Dome. Hackshave been said to express the essence of MIT, providing, as alumnusAndre DeHon observes, “an opportunity todemonstrate creativity and know-how in mastering the physical world.”What better way to mark the 150th anniversary of MIT’s founding than tocommemorate its native ingenuity with this new edition of Nightwork?

 Practical Joke


Practical Joke


$1.09


A yard full of mannequins greeted Snake Thompson’s bleary midnight gaze.Still dazed with excess partying, and jolted awake by a backfiring motor, Snake stood in his front door and saw bodies and body parts gleaming in the moonlit yard. Then the police arrived.The humorous short story collections Five Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.

 Practical Joke


Practical Joke


$0.6


A yard full of mannequins greeted Snake Thompson’s bleary midnight gaze.Still dazed with excess partying, and jolted awake by a backfiring motor, Snake stood in his front door and saw bodies and body parts gleaming in the moonlit yard. Then the police arrived.The humorous short story collections Five Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.

 Practical Joke


Practical Joke


$0.99


A yard full of mannequins greeted Snake Thompson’s bleary midnight gaze.Still dazed with excess partying, and jolted awake by a backfiring motor, Snake stood in his front door and saw bodies and body parts gleaming in the moonlit yard. Then the police arrived.The humorous short story collections Five Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.

 Suddenly While Gardening


Suddenly While Gardening


$36.86


New – Detective Chief Superintendent Tom Pollard of New Scotland Yard visits a sleepy village in the English countryside for what he thinks will be a quiet holiday, but his plans are ruined when some hikers discover a very modern skeleton in an ancient Celtic gravesite. At first the local authorities think the skeleton is a gruesome practical joke, but when the evidence points to murder, they ask Pollard to take charge of the investigation – an investigation that is hindered by the aggressively

 Suddenly While Gardening


Suddenly While Gardening


$0.99


Used – Detective Chief Superintendent Tom Pollard of New Scotland Yard visits a sleepy village in the English countryside for what he thinks will be a quiet holiday, but his plans are ruined when some hikers discover a very modern skeleton in an ancient Celtic gravesite. At first the local authorities think the skeleton is a gruesome practical joke, but when the evidence points to murder, they ask Pollard to take charge of the investigation – an investigation that is hindered by the aggressively

 Suddenly While Gardening


Suddenly While Gardening


$13.12


Used – Detective Chief Superintendent Tom Pollard of New Scotland Yard visits a sleepy village in the English countryside for what he thinks will be a quiet holiday, but his plans are ruined when some hikers discover a very modern skeleton in an ancient Celtic gravesite. At first the local authorities think the skeleton is a gruesome practical joke, but when the evidence points to murder, they ask Pollard to take charge of the investigation – an investigation that is hindered by the aggressively

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