Simple Jokes


How to Make Good Funny Jokes   by Alisha North

Writers are always advised, “Avoid Cliches”. But cliches prove to be a highly desired and one of the ,ost successful strategies in writing comedies. Cliches are quite often potential sources from where humour is derived. Some popular cliches can be directly made as captions accompanying cartoons. One can define a cliche as a predictable popular expression that has lost its freshness on account of overuse. Cliches are rampant in daily conversations amidst common people. Therefore it is very easy to understand them and relate them to various situations in life.

Element of suspense is a vital and the most important stimulant of laughter in the arena of comedy. Humorists make use of cliche to lead the listeners through what is familiar and predictable to something that is unexpected and surprising. This ends up creating a heap of laughter. There are some good examples to understand the use of cliche in jokes.

Word play is one of the most popularly established strategies for comedies. Cartoon strips, sketches, stand-ups and TV sit-coms very extensively make use of word-play technique. In fact, there are some words which are inherently funny. For instance, just the saying of words like “geezer”, “fart” or “hippopotamus” can evoke a spurt of laughter.

Yet another type of comic effect can be created by mispelling, misunderstanding or mispronouncing words. In such techniques, the laughter is created by double meanings and the double entendre. In this way, manipulating words is a powerful technique in comedy writing. During many instances, words conjure up images that look funny and result in creating a good joke.

Humour can be crafted from various cliche tools including oxymorons, puns, similes, metaphors, bromides, jargons, aphorisms and malaprops in addition to some of the famous tiles of movies, songs and novels.

There is yet another popular word play technique in creating jokes known as taking the literal meaning of a figure of speech. This can also be called as the simple truth or the plain truth. For example, “call-me-a-taxi” joke is quite popular. Often we find children funny since they speak the truth and end up creating pure innocent humour.

Pun is one another type of cliché that can rather bring about a lower form of wit. Several humorists keep this technique on top of their list. Pun is easily understood and on account of its popular usage and wide association. Puns can give rise to lots of funny ideas. Therefore, unlike writers, humorists never look down upon clichés and make use of them innovatively and extensively to achieve humour.

About the Author

Alisha is a reputed writer about jokes and humor. His articles on Rajnikanth Jokes are famous among readers.
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88 Ways To Tell Funnier Stories


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‘Every so often a book appears that truly is a game-changer. 88 Ways to Tell Funnier Stories is one of these.Everything about it is sharp as a pin – it’s content, format and wise advice. Where other books can be full of waffle or padding, this little gem gets to the heart of the matter in seconds and provides hints, tips and guidelines that will help anyone feel more confident about telling funnier stories.Do not think this is about telling jokes – it’s for anyone wanting to engage their audience, feel more confident about presenting and do it all in depth and at speed! Highly recommended!’Hannah Samuel, author Reputation Branding, The Integrity Factor, Past President National Speakers Association New Zealand, NSANZ Business Speaker of the Year 2011.’In the mass world today of technology and busy schedules, humour is our saving grace. Humour feeds our souls and our cells!Lindas book “88 Ways to Tell funnier Stories” book is a life therapy rather than just a book! It is simple fun and easy to apply to all areas of your life and business. I keep it on my desktop and flip a page a day. It will add years of fun to my lifeand business. Highly recommended genius piece of work!’Dr. Theresa Dobson, Active Care Chiropractic, Auckland’Your delightful 88 ways to say things funnier arrived on Tuesday to much excitement.Rodney immediately put it in his work bag and consumed it veraciously over the next two lunch times at his work.It is my turn to fumble my way with my magnifier and giggle with delight.’Peter Taylor (partially blind), author Don’t Postpone Joy, Speaker: Elite Winning Strategy – What Olympic Horse Riding Can Teach You About Success

 88 Ways To Tell Funnier Stories


88 Ways To Tell Funnier Stories


$3.29


‘Every so often a book appears that truly is a game-changer. 88 Ways to Tell Funnier Stories is one of these.Everything about it is sharp as a pin – it’s content, format and wise advice. Where other books can be full of waffle or padding, this little gem gets to the heart of the matter in seconds and provides hints, tips and guidelines that will help anyone feel more confident about telling funnier stories.Do not think this is about telling jokes – it’s for anyone wanting to engage their audience, feel more confident about presenting and do it all in depth and at speed! Highly recommended!’Hannah Samuel, author Reputation Branding, The Integrity Factor, Past President National Speakers Association New Zealand, NSANZ Business Speaker of the Year 2011.’In the mass world today of technology and busy schedules, humour is our saving grace. Humour feeds our souls and our cells!Lindas book “88 Ways to Tell funnier Stories” book is a life therapy rather than just a book! It is simple fun and easy to apply to all areas of your life and business. I keep it on my desktop and flip a page a day. It will add years of fun to my lifeand business. Highly recommended genius piece of work!’Dr. Theresa Dobson, Active Care Chiropractic, Auckland’Your delightful 88 ways to say things funnier arrived on Tuesday to much excitement.Rodney immediately put it in his work bag and consumed it veraciously over the next two lunch times at his work.It is my turn to fumble my way with my magnifier and giggle with delight.’Peter Taylor (partially blind), author Don’t Postpone Joy, Speaker: Elite Winning Strategy – What Olympic Horse Riding Can Teach You About Success

 A Pocket Guide For Golfers


A Pocket Guide For Golfers


$6.99


PGA member Rick Graves and author and confirmed hacker Terry Glaspey lead golfers through a collection of great golf tips, jokes, and trivia complete with a mini hall of fame of the best courses, players, and competitions. In addition to 52 amazingly simple secrets to better golf, readers will discover lists as valuable as an expert caddy: 10 tips for better putting 9 bad shots: their cause and cure 9 character qualities you can develop by playing golf 10 things to consider when planning a shot 10 best excuses for why you played poorly This compact book is sized small to tuck into the golf bag but packed full of tidbits and humor to entertain golfers, game enthusiasts, and fans. Even those who have never hit the green will understand why this sport is a hole in one. Rerelease of The Hacker”s Almanac

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