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Funny Oneliners


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Bail Out


Bail Out


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Bail Out


Bail Out


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Gex (Jewel Case)


Gex (Jewel Case)


$19.95


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Elf Bowling: Hawaiian Vacation [Download]


Elf Bowling: Hawaiian Vacation [Download]


$7.99


Grab your sunscreen and flip flops because your favorite bowling elves are back and they mean business…funny business that is! If you thought Santa’s elves were crazy before, just wait until you see them on vacation! The mischievous crew has escaped from the workshop to hit the sand and surf, and they’re stirring up trouble all over the island! From cruise ships to volcanic cliffs, Elf Bowling:…

30th Birthday T-shirt Thirty Years Magnificence XL


30th Birthday T-shirt Thirty Years Magnificence XL



Magnificent shirt for 30th birthday. Wear this fun colorful 30th birthday party shirt alone or over clothing and let the celebration begin. 100 % cotton unisex-adult size x-large tee….


EXCALIBUR ELECTRONIC 424 JokeMaster


EXCALIBUR ELECTRONIC 424 JokeMaster




I Did Right The 1St Time T-Shirt,Oneliner


I Did Right The 1St Time T-Shirt,Oneliner



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Don'T Need A Permit For These Guns T-Shirt


Don’T Need A Permit For These Guns T-Shirt



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Memorable OneLiners by Daytona [Paperback]


Memorable OneLiners by Daytona [Paperback]


$22.31


Memorable oneliners include such original oneliners as the following: On bachelors: She knew I was a bachelor. When I offered her a seat, she found it was left up. And on luck: Im not too lucky. I once met this woman who wanted to paint the town with me. It was part of her community service. Memorable oneliners is creative and humorous compilation of original one liners about bachelors, dating, marriage, work and even snoring and impotence, by Daytona. Its good fodder for around the water cooler or to toss out among friends. It will surely liven up any conversation or at the very least provide some gems worth mining Author: Daytona Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 88 Publication Date: 2003/05/01 Language: English Dimensions: 9.16 x 6.10 x 0.25 inches

Frogs Are Funny By Disney (CON)


Frogs Are Funny By Disney (CON)


$19.29


A brightly illustrated, ultimate fans compendium of jokes, oneliners and comedy bits featuring favorite Muppet characters is complemented by fullcolor photos of the Muppets as seen on their popular television show. TV tiein. Author: Snider, Brandon T. Subtitle: The Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational Muppets Joke Book Ever Publication Date: 2011/10/11 Number of Pages: 195 Binding Type: Hardcover Language: English Depth: 1.00 Width: 6.75 Height: 7.50

Funny Mummy By Bertman, Steve


Funny Mummy By Bertman, Steve


$10.3


Kids who dare to risk the mummys curse need only unroll this scroll (a collection of more than 350 oneliners, plus cartoons on every spread) to learn the pyramidage punch lines to such timeless questions as: What did the mummy say when he heard a stupid joke? (It Sphinx.) How did the doctor know the mummy was sick? (He was coffin a lot.) Author: Bertman, Steve Publication Date: 2010/09/07 Number of Pages: 96 Binding Type: Paperback Grade Level: 23 Language: English Depth: 0.25 Width: 5.75 Height: 8.50

Golfing Wit By Malone, Aubrey


Golfing Wit By Malone, Aubrey


$19.27


Containing hundreds of funny oneliners, this work is a companion for the golfobsessed. Author: Malone, Aubrey Series Title: Wit Publication Date: 2011/12/01 Number of Pages: 206 Binding Type: Hardcover Language: English Depth: 1.00 Width: 4.50 Height: 7.25

That's Not Funny


That’s Not Funny


$53.95


That’s Not Funny

Blogage: Blah, Blah, Blah age


Blogage: Blah, Blah, Blah age


$17.69


The next trendsetter has arrived In a world constantly seeking something new, coauthors Gay Tyra and Sally Bearden unveil the comedic and timely BlogAGE. The cuttingedge vernacular found in BlogAGE transcends all walks of life and is likely heard from Wall Street to the laidback beaches of California.Consisting of punchy oneliners with catchy, humorous definitions, BlogAGE will introduce you to a new world of lingo. The accompanying cartoons tickle your funny bone and keep you turning the pages. Unique and hilarious, this slang dictionary is outrageously funny and so contagious that you wont be able to resist throwing a few new words into your everyday vocabulary.Want to know what workage, yawnage, and glossage mean? Then pick up a copy of BlogAGE today Author: Bearden, Sally/ Tyra, Gay Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 96 Publication Date: 2005/10/21 Language: English Dimensions: 9.00 x 6.00 x 0.23 inches

Funny Bones


Funny Bones


$39.99


Funny Bones

Funny Tiger


Funny Tiger


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Funny Tiger

Funny Baby


Funny Baby


$10


Funny Baby

Funny Birthday


Funny Birthday


$10


Funny Birthday

Baby Funny


Baby Funny


$10


Baby Funny

Funny Whistle


Funny Whistle


$10


Funny Whistle

Funny Sneezing


Funny Sneezing


$10


Funny Sneezing

Really Funny


Really Funny


$10


Really Funny

Funny Robot


Funny Robot


$10


Funny Robot

Funny Clown


Funny Clown


$10


Funny Clown

Funny Watchout


Funny Watchout


$10


Funny Watchout

Baby - Funny


Baby – Funny


$10


Baby – Funny


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