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Funny SMS Jokes

One Common Thing Between Royal Wedding & Indian Wedding:

The Wedding Suit Of Prince Williams
Was The Same As Of Our.

Band Baajey Waaala

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-Year 2025-
Father: How did you meet Mother?
O dear Son! It all started with a request
“add as a friend”

on

♥Facebook ♥

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Which department have great loss due to load shedding?
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Family planing !!

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s.

Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, Beleive me, it’s the same dog!

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Could you fax me ur photo urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very urgent, damn serious and very important
I’m playing cards and
We’ve misplaced the JOKER.

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A student called up his physics teacher,

But got teacher’s wife on the phone

“He died last week” she explained

Next day student called again and asked for the teacher

Wife answered “I told you he died last week”..

Next day he called again.

This time wife shouted

“I’ve told u your teacher died last week..!”

why do u keep calling ?

He replied.
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“Alway feel happy to hear”

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Professor: Why are you Talking During My Lesson?

Student: Why are you Teaching During My Conversation..!!

Moral: Don’t distrub today students

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Technology’s Impact

A Father’s E-Mail:

Dear Son,
How Have U Been?
Your Mom and Me Are Fine,
and We Miss you Alot,
Please Turn Off your PC &
Come Downstairs For Dinner

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Life without you impossible,

You are in my breath and blood.

i cant stay for a second without you,

if you are not there i am dead oye hello i am

talking about OXYGEN

ha ha ha

just joking.

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Son to Father: Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?”

Father: Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Son: Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
and Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?

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Life is great when you have German car, Chinese food,
American salary and Indian wife!
But
Life is Hell when you have
American wife, German food, Chinese car and Indian salary

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Young girls asking to God:
“Please give me a handsom, beautiful and rich husband

God replied:

“Sorry, already1million girls are waiting for DailyTextSMS Admin.

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Shakespeare says:
“Don’t ask the person who loves someone,
But ask the person who have lost someone.”
They only can feel the true love!

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Funiest moment in our Life..??

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and
the supervisor comes and says..

Hey be careful 2nd one cheating your paper

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