Turning 30 Jokes



What to get for my guy friend who’s turning 20?

My guy friend is turning 20. He’s a very good friend of mine. I’m a girl and a lot of people assume that we’re together because we’re very close. He’s a bit of a player and is into partying, hitting on girls, joking around, etc. I want to get him something small under $30. Ideas?
He’s athletic. He’s into working out.
He’s pre-med and very smart but is not geeky at all.

i got a lot of ideas. what are his hobbies. not partying, hitting on girls etc…

guys like gifts that they can actually use.

more details on this dudes hobbies please

ok there you go, get him something to do with working out.
here are some ideas, depending what he has already.

a new pair of really nice work out gloves (unless he has new ones)

a pair of lifting straps (just goolge it, thay are cheap
and a great gift)

a new weight belt (unless he has a good one) not the velcro valeo crap.

some cool tank tops or work out t-shirts. (golds gym) (worlds gym) etc….

protein powder or work out supplements ( find out what he
uses or may want to try, from his work out partner)

example a lot of guys drink an energy drink that they buy at the gym before they work out.(this gets expensive) you can buy him a whole
case of those drinks at the health food store, so he has them at home. and dosnt have to blow the cash.

any of the above or a combination.

trust me he will appreciate it and use it.

ask his work out partner for specific brands
he might want. sometimes we can be picky about that.

not all stuff is created equal.

if you dont know his WO partner, tell me and i will
help.

tinka tinka – turning 30


Shirts By Sarah Men's Funny 60th Birthday T-Shirt Vintage Never Looked So Good Shirts


Shirts By Sarah Men’s Funny 60th Birthday T-Shirt Vintage Never Looked So Good Shirts



This is the perfect shirt to celebrate your 60th birthday in! Let everyone know 60 has never looked so good in this hilarious birthday tee. It features a ‘birthday crown’ and reads ’60 has never looked so good, Vintage’. Machine wash and dry….


Shirts By Sarah Men's Funny 80th Birthday T-Shirt Vintage Never Looked So Good Shirts


Shirts By Sarah Men’s Funny 80th Birthday T-Shirt Vintage Never Looked So Good Shirts



This is the perfect shirt to celebrate your 80th birthday in! Let everyone know 80 has never looked so good in this hilarious birthday tee. It features a ‘birthday crown’ and reads ’80 has never looked so good, Vintage’. Machine wash and dry….


Shirts By Sarah Men's Funny 50th Birthday T-Shirt Vintage Never Looked So Good Shirts


Shirts By Sarah Men’s Funny 50th Birthday T-Shirt Vintage Never Looked So Good Shirts



This is the perfect shirt to celebrate your 50th birthday in! Let everyone know 50 has never looked so good in this hilarious birthday tee. It features a ‘birthday crown’ and reads ’50 has never looked so good, Vintage’. Machine wash and dry….




















3dRose apr_184966_4 Turning 75 is Like Turning 24 in Celsius Humorous 75Th Birthday Gift Full Length Apron with Pouch Pockets, 22 by 30-Inch, Black, with Pockets


3dRose apr_184966_4 Turning 75 is Like Turning 24 in Celsius Humorous 75Th Birthday Gift Full Length Apron with Pouch Pockets, 22 by 30-Inch, Black, with Pockets


$22.99


Turning 75 is like turning 24 in celsius – humorous 75th birthday gift Apron is made of a 65/35 poly/cotton blend. Whether it is put to use in a restaurant or at home, this apron will always help to keep you clean. Full lenght features adjustable neck strap. Medium length features non-adjustable neck strap that fits over your head. Both sizes also tie around the waist….

3dRose apr_184964_4 Turning 65 is Like Turning 18 in Celsius-Humorous 65Th Birthday Gift-Full Length Black Apron with Pockets, 22 by 30-Inch


3dRose apr_184964_4 Turning 65 is Like Turning 18 in Celsius-Humorous 65Th Birthday Gift-Full Length Black Apron with Pockets, 22 by 30-Inch


$22.99


Turning 65 is like turning 18 in Celsius – humorous 65th birthday gift Apron is made of a 65/35 poly/cotton blend. Whether it is put to use in a restaurant or at home, this apron will always help to keep you clean. Full length features adjustable neck strap. Medium length features non-adjustable neck strap that fits over your head. Both sizes also tie around the waist….

The Turning


The Turning


$17.99


IFBLANK(A dark house. An isolated island. Strange dreams and even stranger visions . . . Jack is spending the summer on a private island far from modern conveniences. No Wi-Fi, no cell service, no one else on the island but a housekeeper and the two very peculiar children in his care. The first time Jack sees the huge black mansion atop a windswept hill, he senses something cold, something more sinister than even the dark house itself. Soon, he feels terribly isolated and alone. Yet he is not alone. The house has visitors—peering in the windows, staring from across the shore. But why doesn’t anyone else see them . . . and what do they want? As secrets are revealed and darker truths surface, Jack desperately struggles to maintain a grip on reality. He knows what he sees, and he isn’t crazy. . . . Or is he? From nationally acclaimed author Francine Prose comes a mind-bending story that will leave you realizing how subtle the lines that separate reality, imagination, and insanity really are. Book Details:Format: HardcoverPublication Date: 9/25/2012Pages: 256Reading Level: Age 13 and Up, The Turning)

Turning


Turning


$25.33


Sixteen-year-old Ben Larsson is angry. His mother is dead. His estranged father has dragged him to England, hoping that a fresh start in a new country will repair their damaged relationship. Ben is determined that this will never happen. Then, Ben’s life is consumed by unexplained events. A complete stranger attacks him. The school outcast, a strange girl named Y vonne who talks to herself, follows him around like a stray puppy, insisting that Ben has been "marked." He finds a bizarre twig image of himself on his doorstep. What is happening? Who or what is behind this? Meanwhile, an ancient force is luring Ben into the woods nearby. Will the knowledge he finds there bring back order to his life or complicate it in ways unimaginable?

29 and Counting 29 and Counting: A Chick's Guide to Turning 30 a Chick's Guide to Turning 30


29 and Counting 29 and Counting: A Chick’s Guide to Turning 30 a Chick’s Guide to Turning 30


$3.95


Just when a woman’s learned how to wind her way through a life of temp jobs and commitment-phobic boyfriends, she has to face the biggest nightmare yet–turning 30. What with everything on that "To Do Before 30" list still left undone "and" and the biological clock ticking all too loudly, even the most sensible chicks come a little unglued when their fourth decade is upon them. Luckily, humor writer Julie Tilsner is here to help. A "Business Week" editor who ditched New York City and a successful career for a kibbutz in Israel when the big day closed in on her, Tilsner recounts her experience and those of many other women in this pithy, insightful, and uproarious self-help book.



 Here's Looking At You


Here’s Looking At You


$9.99


A laugh-out-loud romantic (mis)adventure from the internationally bestselling author Mhairi McFarlane. Anna Alessi – history expert, possessor of a lot of hair and an occasionally filthy mouth – seeks nice man for intelligent conversation and Harlequin romance moments. Despite the oddballs that keep turning up on her dates, Anna couldn’t be happier. As a 30-something with a job she loves, life has turned out better than she dared dream. However, things weren’t always this way, and her years spent as the butt of schoolyard jokes are ones she’d rather forget. So when James Fraser – the architect of Anna’s final humiliation at school – walks back into her life, her world is turned upside down. But James seems a changed man. Polite. Mature. Funny, even. People can change, right? So why does Anna feel like she’s a fool to trust him? Hilarious and poignant, ‘Here’s Looking At You’ will have you laughing one minute and crying the next.

 Here's Looking At You


Here’s Looking At You


$11.99


A laugh-out-loud romantic (mis)adventure from the internationally bestselling author Mhairi McFarlane. Anna Alessi – history expert, possessor of a lot of hair and an occasionally filthy mouth – seeks nice man for intelligent conversation and Harlequin romance moments. Despite the oddballs that keep turning up on her dates, Anna couldn’t be happier. As a 30-something with a job she loves, life has turned out better than she dared dream. However, things weren’t always this way, and her years spent as the butt of schoolyard jokes are ones she’d rather forget. So when James Fraser – the architect of Anna’s final humiliation at school – walks back into her life, her world is turned upside down. But James seems a changed man. Polite. Mature. Funny, even. People can change, right? So why does Anna feel like she’s a fool to trust him? Hilarious and poignant, ‘Here’s Looking At You’ will have you laughing one minute and crying the next.

WordPress Themes

Subscribe to our Newsletter