Yo Momma Jokes

A Brief Introduction to Yo Mama Jokes
The “yo mama joke” has quickly become a significant part of the popular culture in North America. Originating in the early nineteen-nineties (primarily in urban american neighbourhoods), this variety of comedic insult was used in head-to-head competitions between individuals to determine who was the better trash-talker (“The dozens” was a common name for such a competition). Although yo mama jokes were used by urban artists through hip hop songs and movies, they officially made their way to the mainstream audience with the introduction of the the “Yo Momma” television series on MTV (hosted by Wilmer Valderamma of “That 70’s Show” fame).
A typical yo momma joke focuses on elements of a person’s physical appearance, personality or social status. Obesity, old age, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness and lack of intelligence are among the most common themes. Here are some examples:
“Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.”
“Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.”
“Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.”
“Yo mama is so poor that she can’t even put her two cents in this conversation.”
An alternate spin on yo mama jokes is to centre them around a popular movie or social personality. For example, fans of the Harry Potter book series may come up with a joke such as this:
“Yo mama is so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her.”
The list goes on and on, and is limited only by one’s creativity.
Often spectators will watch 2 individuals in a yo mama battle and determine a winner based upon the hilarity of the jokes delivered by the contestants. If you see a crowd forming in an inner-city neighbourhood, there’s a chance that a yo mama battle may be ensuing in the midst of it. Join the spectators and take in an entertaining clash of intellects with a modern-day twist!
About the Author
Justin Fiores is a self-proclaimed “Yo Mama Jokes Expert” and founder of the website: http://www.yomamajokesgalore.com
My Top Yo Momma Jokes!!!
|
|
Vol. 1-Your Funky Crazy Momma $141.62 … |
|
|
Ben Hill vs. Cabbagetown $1.99 … |
|
|
TSHIRT : Only Yo Momma FUNNY TSHIRT : ONLY YO MOMMA WOULD VOTE FOR OBAMA… |
|
|
Yo Mama! A Collection of ‘Yo Mama’ Insult Jokes $0.99 Yo Mama! A Collection of ‘Yo Mama’ Insult Jokes is rated PG. Yo Mama’s so Fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!Yo Mama’s So Old her High School Diploma is a stone tablet.Yo Mama’s So Poor I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said “3rd tree to your right.”… |
|
|
25 fresh Yo Momma Jokes $0.99 25 fresh Yo Momma Jokes including fat, ugly, and stupid.Excerpt: Your mom is so fat, even her thoughts come with fries…. |
|
|
YO MAMA IS SO…: Collection of more than 2600 yo mama jokes In this book I will introduce you more than 2600 funny and strange YO MAMA jokes. This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at par… |
|
|
Yo Momma Jokes $10 Yo Momma Jokes – Tyler Greene |
|
|
Yo Momma Is On The Phone $10 Yo Momma Is On The Phone – Green Lantern |
|
|
NFronta Yo Momma’s House (Chorus) $10 NFronta Yo Momma’s House (Chorus) – Keak Da Sneak |
|
|
NFronta Yo Momma’s House (Verse) $10 NFronta Yo Momma’s House (Verse) – Keak Da Sneak |
|
|
Yo Momma $4.99 We believe it is important to preserve what makes music special, and make it easy to craft listening experiences. At MOG, browse millions songs and play them instantly. Or just turn on radio where you can stop and replay songs. You can also create playlists for any occasion, and even download songs to your mobile. We are dedicated to employing the cleanest but most powerful technology so you can enjoy music as much as ever. |
|
|
Yo Momma Yo Daddy $4.99 We believe it is important to preserve what makes music special, and make it easy to craft listening experiences. At MOG, browse millions songs and play them instantly. Or just turn on radio where you can stop and replay songs. You can also create playlists for any occasion, and even download songs to your mobile. We are dedicated to employing the cleanest but most powerful technology so you can enjoy music as much as ever. |
|
|
Jokes Yo! $4.99 We believe it is important to preserve what makes music special, and make it easy to craft listening experiences. At MOG, browse millions songs and play them instantly. Or just turn on radio where you can stop and replay songs. You can also create playlists for any occasion, and even download songs to your mobile. We are dedicated to employing the cleanest but most powerful technology so you can enjoy music as much as ever. |
|
|
Yo Momma Told Me? $4.99 We believe it is important to preserve what makes music special, and make it easy to craft listening experiences. At MOG, browse millions songs and play them instantly. Or just turn on radio where you can stop and replay songs. You can also create playlists for any occasion, and even download songs to your mobile. We are dedicated to employing the cleanest but most powerful technology so you can enjoy music as much as ever. |
|
|
Yo Momma So Extraordinary $0.97 For generations, young men have used Yo Momma jokes to torment their closest friends (e.g., “Yo momma so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!”). But here at Quirk, we reject these cruel and hurtful insults. We want to show yo momma the love and respect she deserves. And so we’ve created Yo Momma So Extraordinary—the first-ever book of Yo Momma compliments. This is how we roll:     ♥  Yo momma so considerate, she puts sheets on the couch when I stay over so it looks like I slept on it.      ♥  Yo momma so hygienic, she sings the whole birthday song while she washes her hands to ensure that they are clean.      ♥  Yo momma has so many cats, it’s like DAAAAAMN! Which one should I pet first?      ♥  Yo momma so old, I sometimes question if what we have together is right.Illustrated with dozens of ridiculously funny photographs of Mommas (and the men who love them), this odd little book will make a wonderful Mother’s Day gift for the quirky momma in yo life. |